I can’t drive anymore. I’m a terrible driver. Oh yeah, and they took my driver’s license away. But even more so I’m just plain a terrible driver. I don’t know how to drive. I also make some stupid mistake and all I think is “Oh well, thank God there was no cop around to see that.” Except when cops are around, then I just think “Oh Fuck.” This time I got my last ticket for a while.

I went to court for my tickets and it didn’t turn out so well. I knew it wouldn’t. When you get four tickets in six months the judge doesn’t say “nice to see you again John” No he says “what is wrong with you John. Do you just not know how to drive. I guess some people were just never cut out for driving.” And this time I got a handful of fines.

Did I mention, I can’t afford any. My credit is terrible and I don’t have any money in the bank. Then I found that I could get instant cash in car title loans in Austin, Texas. It was easy to get money in auto pawn loans. I just filled out the application and they told me how much I could get a loan for.

Yeah I shouldn’t have a car. But since I do, I might as well put my loan on it.

-John D.

Austin, Texas